(Passionate America) Moore, OK Member of the Monger Horde™, Wild Bill has planned a massive Warmongering demonstration for the first day of winter.
But he doesn’t want you stay home. He’d much rather you just ransack a third world country.
The Global Wargasm was conceived by Wild Bill, 32, whose blood thirsty goal is for everyone in the world to have a wargasm Dec. 22 while bathing in the blood of the innocent.
“The Wargasm gives out an incredible feeling of conquest during it and after it,” Wild Bill said Monday. “Your mind is racing. It’s like a euphoric state. And disproportionate force has been shown to make a change.”
When asked where he came up with the idea, Wild Bill said, “I read this story about some geriatric hippies that wanted to have a Global Orgasm for Peace and I thought, how gay. Since I am a warmonger and I like to steal from the weak I thought why not steal the idea and use it as something that the Monger Horde™ could get horny about.”
By promoting what he hopes to be a synchronized global wargasm, they hope to get people to channel their sexual energy into something more destructive.
Wild Bill said interest appears strong, with 414,000 combined visitors to their Web sites,
- www.mongerhorde.com
- www.passionateamerica.com
- www.radioactiveliberty.com
- www.fmragtops.com
- www.jundlandwaste.wordpress.com
- www.redneck.blogsome.com
- www.vonralls.com
“The dream is to have every monger in the world (take part),” Wild Bill said. “And if that means opening up a global can of can of whoopass, and getting blood on our [impalingspikes>©, then hey, all the better.”
BACON®!!!
